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【Spideypool】AO3 扫文笔记(+2)

Rin丘丘:

第一次发文字性的帖有点紧张囧TZ


这不能算推荐榜(虽然我觉得贱虫文的整体水准真是挺高的!),只是记录我的感后感,排名不分先后,只代表个人观点OuO,部分涉及剧透


安利自取,随时增补,欢迎光临o(>u<)o


P.S.谁能告诉我delicious tag现在怎么用。。。为什么我什么都搜不到了


【扫文记录】


标题:The Boys Wear Red...And Are Black And Blue


作者:Orcusnox (Cat9894)


简介:Wade是个英雄,Peter是个佣兵。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/series/239402


就像我之前说的,这篇文章的前几张写得非常带感,要我形容一下的话就是“干净利落有张力了”吧。在此之前我从没觉得黑化的小蜘蛛可以这么萌!


为了让小蜘蛛放心地黑,作者把他好用的能力都加成了不少,比如他会自己吐丝,有强化的蜘蛛感官和自愈能力,所谓黑化帅三分嘛。


但是如果这篇文章不是那么长,我会更喜欢它的。大概我能接受的合理OOC就这么个量啦。到第一部的后半段你可能会觉得Wade的形象有一点单薄。


警告:各种炸血,加了码的食人镜头


剧透:事实上我们熟悉的小天使Peter作为蜘蛛的另一个人格还存在着


标题:Time to Heal


作者:jblue_leviathan177


简介:AU,Peter是个盲眼少年,主修生物化学,他有一只名叫Hulk的巨大的导盲犬。Wade是个海豹突击队员,在纽约暂住期间搬进了Peter的对门。他不喜欢Peter的朋友(Harry),并且愿意做任何事来保护Peter的安全。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/3111224?view_full_work=true


治愈系!甜蜜温馨外加适当的Angst,非常适合睡觉前看,最好屋外面还在下雨。。。


虽然贱虫我主要还是萌原著的背景,但是这篇AU写的还是很不错的!可能Peter的盲眼设定和Wade的延续原著的外貌加在一起意外的戳萌点吧,好像之前有个什么电影是这样来着?


Wade男友力爆棚!Peter小天使属性爆棚!


警告:角色死亡 虫贱


标题:Damage


作者:dontcareajot


简介:Peter遇到了麻烦,Deadpool救了他。Peter觉得欠了Deadpool一个人情。。。还有点对他着迷了。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6260548?view_full_work=true


我记得这篇没有详细的肉描写,但是还是吃的很开心!有焦虑有温馨,总而言之作为Fanfic,非常完整!看完超满足!


感觉死侍的角色蛮还原电影的!台词啊气质啊。。。蜘蛛的角色就像原著,“Everyone can be saved”那种像。


标题:Tale As Old As Time, Song As Old As Rhyme


作者:Ajayd


简介:Peter逐渐的被Wade的魅力所吸引。虽然他们之间有很多待沟通待解决的心理障碍和kinks,但既然有这么火辣的sex,Peter不由自主的想要更多。。。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/5734492?view_full_work=true


Dirty talk!DIRTY TALK!!我怎么觉得我从来没见过这么撩的dirty talk!!而且我是从SPN圈来的。。。可能我的撩点不一样?


就如它的简介,这篇文有大量的肉,也有大量的剧情和大量的心理活动。


另外,虽然Wade的外貌几乎在所有的贱虫文里都是angst点,但是这篇是把这个angst写到最高级了。。。


警告:提及锁贱,内有虫贱,我是不在意啦,我觉得互攻挺火辣的XDDD,但是如果你是不逆党那就建议不要看好了


虽然我真的觉得dom!Spidey火辣的不要不要的OAO。。。


标题:Alienated 和续篇


作者:Beeba


简介:Wade不在的时候,Peter被共生体。。。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/2683397?view_full_work=true


如简介,就是这么回事。。。这就是一篇KINK文,Wade出差,小蜘蛛被Eddie版毒液抢走了。。。如果只是这样还好,但是文里的小蜘蛛对Eddie也有感情。。。后来共生体还附身了Wade,总之如果你就是想图个Kink,那就看吧囧TZ。。。


警告:Non-con to Dub-con,监禁,Size!kink


标题:Death Wish 系列


作者:Robin_Mask


简介:Peter被Tony Stark和Pepper收养了,他瞒着养父母当起了蜘蛛侠,然后爱上了Deadpool


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/series/137295


这篇文治愈起来直戳泪点,虐起来也是不要命!


开场的时候Peter15岁,像漫画一样,经常在日常巡逻中遭遇死侍,两个人越混越熟,直到Peter发现自己爱上了Wade。然而Wade不相信Peter会看上自己,用了各种极端的办法要吓走Peter,于是虐恋爆发了。。。


事实上在他俩恋人未满的时候,Wade的男友力就已经爆棚了,暖得我眼泪都出来了,真的!


所以被虐了个遍以后看他们最终走到一起,连养父都接受了Wade真是长出一口气啊


另外本文的一大看点是Peter过保护的养父母,这互动太好玩了


Tony:“Spider-Man – ridiculous name, by the way – can climb walls and contort into positions that would put a porn-star to shame. You weren’t born a mutant, so you want to tell us where those skills came from?”


标题:Shake It Out


作者:sleeponrooftops


简介:规则1:千万不要偷袭睡觉的Peter,不然他会黏在天花板上。规则2:不要企图睡Peter。。。Wade从这条开始就不听了,因为他真的不喜欢规则。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/series/44337


我说什么来着,几乎所有长篇的贱虫文都要虐。。。


Established-relationship。不过起初更像friends with benefit。。。Wade一开始总是若即若离,时而无意的伤害到Peter,而他的应对方式总是逃避。


本文Peter的死党霹雳火上线!我一直觉得文中的Johnny在单恋Peter,只是不敢说出来,他坚持Wade在虐待Peter————前言划掉,看完了续篇,心疼单恋的小火


HE,放心食用。


警告:血。。。


标题:Petey and Wade and other being punched in the face things


作者:isaDanCurtisproduction


简介:Peter接受了一份斯塔克工业的工作,为了和他男朋友多在一起。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/series/297530


这文章是大甜饼!!


Established-relationship。Peter进入斯塔克工业以后被所有人当重点保护对象宠着,结果误会不断啊不断!文里复联集体智商下线!你们真是智商重灾区啊!我都替小蜘蛛心塞哈哈哈哈


总之这是一篇在连环误会里一甜到底的文!


感谢Pepper,你拉高了一个复联大厦的智商。。。


标题:Well


作者:Lafaiette


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/1436152?view_full_work=true


我没记错的话这篇文在随缘上有翻译版耶!


所以可以去随缘看!


这是一篇Peter帮助Wade从黑暗里走出来的故事!再一次的,这是一篇非常完整的fanfic!写的很好,一口气看完不解释!


标题:Use Me


作者:xxjinchuurikixx


简介:Peter想帮助Wade,想让Wade觉得自己美丽,觉得被渴望。。。同时为他每次看到Wade的内在就燃起的欲望降降温。。。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/5741617?view_full_work=true


标题说明一切!“Use me”就是Peter对Wade说的话!


呃抖,如果你想换换口味看一篇狗血小言感的文,这会是不错的选择。同样是Peter拯救Wade的文,Peter在文里属圣母,Wade会搞砸。


如果说我看得不开心,那是骗人的,我其实可喜欢这种angst了,并且我为感到开心而惭愧OTZ。。。


警告:possible rape


标题:Spideypool 5ever


作者:Clints13Arrow


简介:Peter and Wade have sex. 


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/series/152897


单元剧形式的肉和小甜饼!!Established-relationship。我大概看了四五篇?总之目前没关联,就是短篇集!非常适合等车、等餐、等咖啡的时候来一段,每一篇都又甜又萌的XDDDDD


6.7添加——


标题:Dual professionalism (TBC)


作者:QuietlyWavesAtClouds


简介:死侍意外的射伤了Peter,他把这个笨手笨脚的青少年送回家,然后赖着不走了。。。(好吧是小蜘蛛请他过夜然后就同居了)


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6161698?view_full_work=true


这篇文章好特别!Wade首先爱上的是“Peter”而不是“蜘蛛侠”,Peter平常要给钢铁侠打工,还要瞒着他男朋友溜出去当蜘蛛侠!


轻松可爱的文!全篇各种敲四次元壁,各种卡通风格的描写!Wade和Peter的相处模式也可爱,对了,有点像史密斯夫妇耶,战斗中不忘拌嘴!就像Tony的评价“Teenagers. Mentally, and figuratively.”


不过这篇文章估计是没找Beta,所以错别字有点多。。。读起来有点累啊。。。


标题:Winning Peter(WIP,而且看更新时间大概永远WIP了)


作者:iamtheyellowbox


简介:Wade第一次遇见Peter的时候就起了兴趣,然后Peter…Peter不知道自己应该怎么想。


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/1738823?view_full_work=true


很好看哦!全程看的合不拢嘴!是个非常甜非常健康连angst都可爱死了的,死侍追PP的文,如题嘛。里面的死侍先生就像一个恋爱中的高中女生,各种讨欢心(笑)!因为Peter一开始一直认定自己是异性恋,所以害死侍先生纠结了好久。我觉得作者是卡肉才坑的真的。。。全篇唯一到PG13的地方就是小虫研究GAY片那里了吧哈哈哈哈。。。


警告:坑了呗。。。不过就算坑了,也算是很满足,他们已经确在一起啦,以这里面Wade的男友力,以后只会甜甜甜~


标题:Deluge


作者:Macx


简介:Weapon X 处于多种原因选择了Wade。他是一个异能人(preternatural不知道该不该这么翻译囧),他具有可拓展的超凡能力。癌症只是让他绝望到足以接受他们对他做的一切。他们并不只是让他永生,他们摧毁了他的灵魂,把他撕开又重组成了一个见所未见的新生物。。。(略一个吧好长OTZ)


Wade杀掉了他的创造者继续他自己的生活。


然后他遇见了蜘蛛侠


一切都开始改变了


他体内那个从灰烬里爬出来的梦魇般可怕的东西苏醒过来并产生了兴趣,强烈的,专注的兴趣。(是是我知道这样翻很不专业,去看英文的!)


地址:http://archiveofourown.org/works/6685201?view_full_work=true


基本上是作者私设的世界观,有灵魂绑定。据我理解Wade的设定有点像我以前看过的一些狼人设定的文,weapon X之前wade的精神是一只“地狱犬”,被weapon X强制绑定给了Vanessa,妹子被杀之后地狱犬跟着死了,随着Wade重生新出现的是凯米拉。然后这个故事就是凯米拉找到了灵魂伴侣小蜘蛛的故事。看简介就看得出来是小蜘蛛拯救死侍的故事类型啦,有点沉重,不过灵魂绑定设定下的肉还是很香的XDD


警告:大量大量的心理描写,我认真的,好多心理描写!


说真的你们有没有遇到Kindle卡在那里就是翻不了页的情况。。。


那个Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain好好看可是看到三分之一卡了。。。。 

AO3&kinkmeme Newt受扫文推文集合帖 第二弹 西皮内详 持续更新

Monsterg:

Lof上的post太容易消失在无限流里了,所以另开一个新帖好了,这次西皮比较杂,注意避雷。


第一弹点这里


要说明一下,之前推过的一篇Gramander:


Exceeding Expectations


已经完结了,turned out肉的部分逆西皮了,所以原来那个推文贴里我也把这篇删了,各位注意避雷(。




p.s. 想问一下有人吃Jacob/Newt吗,没有的话我就不推了,虽说这对的kinky文还不少,但我吃的时候都有点心情复杂(。




Gramander




Plan G


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8750821?view_full_work=true


字数:5724 未完结


分级:E (目前G)


Sum:Senior Aurors decide to make Graves jealous of Newt in the hopes that this might prompt their boss to finally make a move on his favorite magizoologist: A boss who gets regularly laid at home is at work a happy, relaxed boss, who doesn't demand you to rewrite your twenty-page report for the third time just because it has a tiny typo on page seven. Right?


(This is my two-hour writing challenge which aim is to make me improve as a writer. I'll write for two hours and post the result here.)


真部长。强推!!!!这篇从第二章开始变得非常精彩。部长忠心耿耿的手下们为了他的性福生活决定故意跟Newt亲近让部长吃醋然后刺激他表白。吃飞醋的部长wwwww 感觉好in-character啊部长吃起醋来也是凶凶的 把Newt都弄哭了啊 这里Newt一激动就会哭真是神设定(捧大脸 然后Newt小天使当然毫无知觉 “Percival的朋友对我这么好好开心啊我想跟Percival的朋友做朋友但是5555为什么Percival要这么生气…” 总之撸主已萌蒸发




Full Leisurely We Glide


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8786623


字数:678


分级:T


灵感来自这个动图https://twitter.com/CHAMPAGNE_DUMBO/status/806069117568438272   一定要点开看!!!


真部长。腻掉牙的小甜饼,夫夫日常...




Do You Love Me?


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8781634/chapters/20130967


字数:2685


分级:G


Prompt: So Newt and Percival have been in an arranged marriage for several years now and they like each other well enough but neither believed love to be a within the realm of possibility for their relationship.


One day Pecival sees something while he's at work that puts the idea in his head and he just can't get it out. Can't stop hoping that maybe love can be a part of his marriage.


Percival starts asking Newt if Newt oves him. Newt just thinks he's being weird and without really answering the question keeps blowing him off.


Only.... Now Newt is thinking about it and, well, if Percival is asking there has to be a reason... Right? 


Tl:DR: I watched fiddler on the roof again and now I want Arranged Marriage!Percy and Newt slowly realizing they're in love with each other after years of thinking it all a marriage of convenience.


真部长。Long prompt is long. 政治联姻梗,结婚三年后才意识到彼此相爱的两人wwww 唉只要是arranged marriage我就爱...虽然这篇剧情发展优点突兀不过文笔还可以心疼部长hhhhh




Surprises, Surprises, Surprises


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8778850


字数:1502


分级:G


Sum:Percival Graves just wanted to come home and be with his lovely husband, Newt Scamander. But when he gets home he finds a pretty sad and nervous Newt. That wasn't in his plans, at all. So Percival is definitely going to discover what is wrong with his precious mate and when he does, well, it is indeed a surprise.


真部长。文笔非常非常一般,不过是生子梗, I can’t just leave it。嘛,小甜饼,随便看看。




Compromising Situation


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8777020


字数:1267


分级:G


Sum: Tina seems to have a habit of finding Newt and Graves in somewhat compromising situations - but it's not what it looks like. Honest it's not.


真部长。内容基本就是Sum里写的。很可爱的小甜饼~






Credence/Newt




Devoted


http://fantasticbeasts-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/459.html?thread=34507#cmt34507


字数:524


分级:T


Prompt: Something inspired by this fanart (http://viviena.tumblr.com/post/153454305098/attacking-a-man-traveling-with-a-devoted-obscurial). Basically protection and h/c, but Newt is the one hurt and Credence doing the protecting/comforting. Bonus points if Newt still has to coax Credence into showing himself, and if it especially bothers him that Credence doesn't hesitate to kill people to protect him, but does his best to hide it for his sake.


基本就是prompt内容,虽然很短小但里面俩人的相处模式好带感啊。Credence保护Newt,Newt保护Credence的人性。




Let Me


http://fantasticbeasts-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/459.html?thread=121547#cmt121547


分级:E


Sum:I love all the fluff and stuff going around about Credence and Newt, but I also love me some bottom!Newt. 


I think that after being manipulated for so long Credence might just want to be in control for once, and while he is /not/ manipulative or hateful I'd kind of like him to be /in charge/. Newt is very fine with this.


推荐!!ABO,Porn with plot,两人的第一次。A!Credence/O!Newt,做了全套。文笔不错,肉辣!Prompt说想看很攻的Credence,作者真的做到了!!and作者标了dub-con但我觉得还好,情动时Newt软软地管Credence叫 “Alpha” 戳中我。 




鸟蛇/Newt




Ovoviviparity


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8782021


字数:5363


分级:E


Sum:Mating with a critically endangered and very lonely creature is all in a day's work for a certain Magizoologist.


推荐给和我一样的丧失。文笔非常好,全文都很tender, 并不是无脑肉。不仅有人兽还有产卵,you've been warned.



AO3&kinkmeme Newt受扫文推文集合帖 第四弹 继续Gramander

Monsterg:

第一弹 Gramander


第二弹 Gramander, Crewt, 鸟蛇/Newt


第三弹 Jacob/Newt




Not a Sexual Creature


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8779048?view_full_work=true


字数:4035 未完结


分级:E


Sum:Newt is happy to finally be getting somewhere in a relationship. However, he's not looking forward to admitting he has a fear of sex. Percival is understanding. Gellert however, intends to use this information to exploit Newt in the harshest way possible.


For the kinkmeme prompt,
"Grindelwald/Genophibic Newt.
Genophobia: the physical or psychological fear of sexual relations or sexual intercourse."


真部长+假部长。强推!!!这篇….我窒息....


部长Newt已经交往了 Newt有性交恐惧,真部长非常温柔非常理解但后来GG扮的假部长知道了以后就利用这点玩瑞普....假部长先思维强奸了Newt,就说我看你也不爱我我们还是算了吧你和你的生物违法了都得去死,Newt吓呆了(主要是他本身就对自己的恐惧症非常愧疚,担心光是感情不能满足部长),GG又说你要是同意给我艹我就考虑放过你们+继续我们的关系。因为真的非常的爱自己的生物+部长,Newt就从了…这段瑞普非常intense...Newt整个被GG搞得混乱崩溃…身体和心理都是....觉得已经被玩坏了.....


千万注意避雷。当然像我这种变态是一边心疼得要命一边硬了(。




I'll Be Waiting


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8810200


字数:2427


分级:T


Sum:Percival knew it was going to end like this, knew Newt’s compulsion to rescue any living creature he crossed path with, especially illegal and dangerous ones, would come between them eventually. He knew it, but he had hoped they would have more time. 


Newt can't obey the law, and Percival can't break it.


真部长。有点虐...不过真是好现实的问题啊。两人都有不能改变的立场,Newt和他的生物,部长和他的法律。其实感觉部长已经很compromise了…不过还好是open ending, 觉得还是很有希望的!




Dog Days (Are Only Just Beginning)


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8772145?view_full_work=true


字数:3128


分级:无(目前G)


Sum:Percival Graves is basically married to his job. His colleague Tina convinces him to adopt a dog. Bonus? The guy who works at the animal shelter is rumored to be really cute...


真部长。小镇!AU,Newt是动物收容所所长,部长是警官whose手下Tina墙裂推荐他去领养一只狗。目前两人刚认识,看样子是温馨的甜饼。里面有少年海格是Newt的助手之类的,有点惊喜2333333




Untitled


http://fantasticbeasts-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/459.html?thread=555211#cmt555211


分级:E


Promot: 应该是之前发过的Rimming梗?


有人写了rimming啦!!不过好短啊,一般般辣,中规中矩的肉吧~


 


Five Times Newt Helped Graves, and One Time


Graves Returned the Favour


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8771041?view_full_work=true


字数:5316 未完结


分级:T


Sum: Newt just wants to help, but he doesn't always ask for it himself.


真部长。就是标题和Sum的内容,Newt being his usual 天使self. 这篇本来就只是一个小甜饼的感觉,但看到tag,我默默地抖了一下(。值得一推!




来自汤不乐的一波甜饼:




Untitled


http://kaciart.tumblr.com/post/154133880468


分级:G


真部长。一篇短小精悍的图文。部长整天为Newt担惊受怕,但Newt不会放弃自己的事业,直到有一天部长为了保护他挡下神奇生物的攻击,Newt才懂了部长的感受。




Untitled


http://bouncybrittonie.tumblr.com/post/154012969320/ahhh-elletromil-you-are-just-wonderful-to-write


分级:T


真部长。换Newt来关心照顾工作狂部长。这篇真是治愈了看了Plan G最新章之后的我…坐在部长大腿上抱着他脑袋给予爱的力量(喂)的Newt真是....(暴风哭泣 




这个汤主还写了一个类似主题的:


http://bouncybrittonie.tumblr.com/post/154109984875/im-so-tired-and-stressed-out-right-now-and-i


小天使Newt叫累成狗还要工作的部长去睡觉。


If you can’t come to home, then home could come to you‘.


(暴风哭泣again




Untitled


http://aethelar.tumblr.com/post/154020310674/so-getinthefuckingjaeger-sent-me-this-post-about


分级:G


真部长。灵感来自囧林给小雀斑按摩让他放松的那个梗。


Newt要上台演讲关于他的新书。他很紧张,部长安慰了他。



“No no,” he says. “Don’t be sorry. Just, tell me what’s wrong?”



不知为何这简单的一句话非常戳到我…部长的老公力今天还是这么高呢!




Untitled


http://aethelar.tumblr.com/post/154157121034/so-i-was-going-to-reply-to-this-post-by


分级:T


是这个po的扩写:


http://skipsupport3.tumblr.com/post/154122177301/newt-talking-about-his-creatures-graves-staring


控制不住痴汉力的部长wwwwww




First time for everything


http://wizard-with-a-newtcase.tumblr.com/post/153689667323/first-time-for-everything


分级:T


真部长。我喜欢看情侣吵架,然后是post fight sex. 可惜这篇到sex前就结束了....


好吧我承认,我是因为最后一句话才推这篇的,看了就知道(。




My Heart To yours


http://oichealainn.tumblr.com/post/154306386155/my-heart-to-yours


分级:T


真部长。部长买戒指,部长求婚,部长好浪漫啊。



Monsterg:

今天去看了《莫扎特》 所以没空撸文了 贴几个最近翻kinkmeme时看到的特别棒(wu)的prompt  混更(。 

连续日更20+天容易吗我!!


FB的kinkmeme


讲真 这些看梗如看文哇有木有!!!


AO3&kinkmeme Newt受扫文推文集合帖 第五弹 继续Gramander

Monsterg:

In The Hot Seat


http://archiveofourown.org/works/9011014?view_full_work=true


字数:3662 未完结


分级:无(应该算M)


Sum:For the kinkmeme: Newt Scamander sitting on Percival Graves' lap makes him very uncomfortable. Now a series due to popular demand.


Chapter 2: The obligatory "oh no we have to share a bed" incident. Only this time, they're out in the open with a dangerous beast prowling about.


真部长。强推!!!这篇第一章还可以,但第二章简直太精彩了hhhhhhhh  沾染上了雌性wampus气味的Newt要在一只雄性wampus面前表明自己已经被占有了免得被它咬死,然后部长很绝望地配合他扮演占有他的雄性hhhh 最后超级入戏的hhhhhhhh  这篇又可爱又好笑又火辣






Confundo


http://archiveofourown.org/works/9078370/chapters/20642995


字数:4192 未完结


分级:无(应该是T)


Sum:From Newt: Tina I am pathetic falling for someone who obviously doesn't even notice me
From Newt: But I love how he is in this nice suit of his it makes him look more handsome than before - not that I think he isn't without that suit anyway - I wonder what does he look like without that suit
From Newt: I can't wait to feel his muscles stretching beneath his shirt. I sound like a creep I know.
From Newt: Have I ever told you that I love his dark eyes?
From Newt: Oh my I am so sorry Mr Graves Wrong number wrong number


Or, Newt accidentally sent his lovestruck texts originally intended for Tina to Percival, and the latter isn't very pleased that his little angel is pining for someone who isn't him


In other words: two idiots who are in love with each other thinks that the other person is not never going to love him. Jealousy and chaos ensure.


真部长。强推!!!!又是超级可爱的一篇,发错短信的Newt和吃自己醋的部长“竟有傻逼不喜欢我的小天使” 。我真是喜爱真性(you)情(zhi)的部长啊~~又更新了第二张是两人被八卦杂志拍到,标题好好笑hhhhh



New York Ghost Gossip


With Photos!


Picquery's Right-Hand man snogging America's Favourite Magizoologist at Margaret's


By the New York Ghost's Gossip Correspond, Elizabeth Harrison







The Case of the Missing Obscurus


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8764426?view_full_work=true


字数:31668


分级:E


Sum:Getting rescued from the sarcophagus that Grindelwald had stashed him in turned out to be a thoroughly uncomfortable affair, if only because Graves suspected that Tina would never let him forget it’d happened, ever. Of all the Aurors who could’ve stumbled over Grindelwald’s vault, did it really have to be her?


Besides, Grindelwald hadn’t had that much time to make Graves’ said sarcophagus stay anything more than humiliating, unless his Grand Plan was to see how long Graves would take to die of boredom. Thankfully, Tina had found Graves before he’d gotten tired of grimly plotting Grindelwald’s murder. Unsettlingly enough, by all reports, Grindelwald had actually been credible enough at Graves’ soul-sucking time sink of a normal job that not even Graves’ closest minions had figured him out. Which meant that a) small wonder Grindewald hadn’t progressed his Plans of World Domination(?) further than aggressively stalking some poor kid and b) Graves clearly needed new minions.


真部长。强推!!!强推!!!!妈呀gramander也有这种文笔好剧情完整角色丰富的完结中长篇了太感动!!!这篇是延续canon,讲部长和Newt合作消灭了GG,在这过程中相爱。有不少充满亮点的原创角色,比如部长超级sassy的家养小精灵Daisy,老担心Graves家断香火hhhhh 后面表示非常满意Newt做Graves家的太太真是awwwww;还有GG之前的老师who老让我想起奇异博士里的古一,这个角色非常impressive,虽然也有点伤感....gramander两只的感情也非常自然非常水到渠成,总之强推!!!(说三遍了




comes with the job


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8746087/chapters/20050105


字数:2652


分级:M


Sum:No, Percival Graves is not afraid of Newt’s overprotective brother.


真部长。gramander已经在一起好一会儿了但Newt一直不敢告诉哥哥这件事(。后来发现....hhhhh可爱的小甜饼~~






Take Care of My Fragile Little Heart


http://archiveofourown.org/works/9065644


字数:3060


分级:无(应该算T)


Sum:Newt and his beasts stay in the Graves estate. The beasts enjoy it very much and don't want to leave. They want Graves as their Daddy. So they hatch a plan to get the two together.


真部长。GG事件后部长邀请Newt住进他家,Newt慢慢变成了女主人(划掉)的故事。啊我觉得沉默地孤独着的部长有莫名的苏点...然后被小天使Newt拯救啦~还有Newt的小宝贝们渐渐填满了部长空旷的大宅,总之很可爱。这篇有GN说要翻了~






Not So Innocent


http://archiveofourown.org/works/9050824


字数:1887


分级:M


Prompt: We've had a lot of brilliant fics wherein Newt does unintentionally lewd things to arouse Graves, right? Well, what if we had a fic where he pretends to be innocent, except he's actually bending over strategically/making innuendos/sucking on phallic-looking objects/generally being a tease on purpose?


真部长。推荐!!!看多了纯洁没自觉的Newt后这篇风味很不同~故意做小动作引诱部长的Newt和被撩到不行的部长和“Newt你在干嘛你这是性骚扰!!”的Tina 23333333




Christmas Angst


http://archiveofourown.org/works/9054919


字数:1150


分级:无(应该是G)


Sum: “Murderer.” Theseus said voice dripping with venom, stepping aside.


真部长。这篇文...很有意思(。虽然文笔一般但效果还是挺好的(。觉得Newt太温柔了其实还可以再对部长生气一点但又觉得部长可怜得有点好笑(。




Him


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8743456?view_full_work=true


字数:3432


分级:E(我觉得也就是个M吧)


Sum:Newt is feeling weirdly in love in his presence.


真部长。游刃有余的部长完全把Newt玩弄在股掌间(喂。几个不同场景的肉渣,有部长给Newt口还有food play,但没有插入(hence M)




Just Ask Me


http://archiveofourown.org/works/9049093/chapters/20588434


字数:3683


分级:无(应该算G)


Prompt:Newt has a big old crush on Graves and has to figure out a way to woo him and/or ask him out on a date. The only problem is that Newt has no clue how to do that.. Well the obvious choice is to ask his creatures for some help.


真部长。推荐一下因为就是喜欢看Newt哭(。 Newt帮部长抓罪犯作为追求他的方式(真是实在过头了…),结果自己受伤了部长超生气凶了他,他就委屈得哭了,然后部长又慌了...啊Newt世界第一可爱(捧脸




Basic Instincts


http://archiveofourown.org/works/9050257/chapters/20590786


字数:13471 未完结


分级:E 


Sum: 自己看吧不知为何老是被lof说有敏感词发不出来然后排查了半天结果竟然是这段英文里含有敏感词我真是快崩溃了(。


真部长。ABO。强推!!!这篇文笔很好!A!部长被GG关在Nurmengard,O!Newt被抓来安抚他(他的箱子在GG手里),然后两人一起计划逃粗去的故事。互相觉得对方真烦但又无法控制互相吸引的两人,dynamics很有趣 但也有点虐因为部长出于各种原因脾气不太好反复无常而且一直在抗拒他俩之间暂时的bond,Newt很努力地在用一个客观科学的态度对待他虽然其实心里有受伤 简直耐心似圣人…部长不想bond但又控制不了身体的lust,对Newt说you really are very pretty(不止一次 这个有点好笑2333)但Newt以为这只是头脑不清楚的胡话…不过虐也是很美味的,非常期待部长发现自己早就沦陷后的反应,Newt一定要makes him work for it!!!!目前已经逃出来了,更新到了肉渣,有非常火辣的eating out然后我才发现这里omega是双性设定!!!我激动得飞起来!!!




Metaphor of Make Believe


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8975824


字数:533


分级:E(我觉得最多M吧)


Sum:Has it taken? Is this it? The one knotting that will seal the deal, despite all the ones that did not since they started doing this? Newt blinks at the coffered ceiling above him. Is he wishing too hard for this?


真部长。这篇真的很短,但我个人非常喜欢这个梗:努力造人。一轮造人活动后部长在洗澡,Newt躺在床上摸着肚子想这次能怀上吗?不会是我身体有问题吧?x



A Proper Education


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8953843


字数:6022


分级:E (我觉得最多M)


Sum:Percival managed not to grimace, but Seraphina’s eyes narrowed. Behind her were two groups of Fifths: a pack of three gangly Serpent boys whom Percival vaguely remembered as pranksters, and a fourth whom he didn’t recognise, a pretty boy with a Thunderbird badge. The kid was gangly and tall, though hunched in on himself, freckled, with unruly ginger hair, and he was staring at his feet, as though resigned to his fate.


“What happened?” Percival inquired carefully.


“A stupid Fifth prank.” Seraphina supplied. “On the new Thunderbird transfer. Out of Hogwarts?” she elaborated, when Percival raised his eyebrows.


Ah yes, that’s right. Thunderbird’s Head, Kara Miranda, had mentioned something along those lines as a footnote in his last briefing. “What kind of prank?”


Seraphina’s lip curled. “Does it matter?”


“It matters to me,” Percival shot back evenly.


真部长。学院AU。强推!!!55555这个世界需要更多的学院AU。这篇是Newt被Hogwarts开除后转学到了Ilvermorny的雷鸟学院,依然(。)老是被别人(别学院的)欺负。部长是雷鸟学院的Head Perfect,表示不能接受这种不符合规矩的事存在就开始保护他,发现Newt就是一个不适合在人间生存的天使(。后来两人就顺理成章的在一起啦~没有插入,只有互相口。部长的patronus是一个亮点hhhhhh 总之超级甜~~~~




Forbidden Fruits


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8883391?view_full_work=true


字数:4785


分级:E


Sum:So Newt stayed in New York and both, he and Graves, like each other but would never tell. They meet at a ball of the Macusa where Newt is dressed as a girl (for reasons!) and things happen. ^^


真部长。Newt被Queenie骗到穿女装去舞会(GJ Queenie),惊艳到部长,两人遂滚床单。有rimming有插入。




Four Times Percival Graves secretly pined and one time his affections were responded


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8974315


字数:2486


分级:T


Sum:Percival Graves, director of Magical Security definitely did not have a crush on Newt Scamander. Merlin's beard, he had to maintain his dignity, after all.


And no, he definitely did not add the position of consulting magizoologist nor invited Newt to become the new consulting magizoologist at MACUSA so he could see the man more oftenly. Whoever did that must be Picquery, not him. Only someone who is mentally disturbed would think it was him.


In addition, in no way would he ever pine for a certain magizoologist. This was outrageous and plain blasphemy!


Of course, he had never given gifts for Newt Scamander in secrecy so he could see his beautiful smile. It was nonsense, and a conspiracy to taint his name and dignity by his ridiculous staff members.


真部长。就是标题的内容。暗搓搓送礼追求Newt的部长hhhhh非常甜


 这篇还有翻译:http://archiveofourown.org/works/8975476




Your lips


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8940007


字数:993


分级:M


Prompt:5 times Graves was distracted by Newt's lips and one time he did something about it


真部长。就是Prompt的内容,小雀斑的嘴唇真的是...非常社情…最后一次是BJ




Jail Bite


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8856964/chapters/20309938


字数:10835 未完结


分级:E 


真部长。ABO,Prison!AU,有D/s的调调,Newt 是werewolf shifter。O!Newt被扔进了A!部长的牢房,发现部长是他的mate,本来部长是抗拒bond,但他当然是坚持不了多久的咩哈哈哈哈,更新到啪啪啪了




How to (Mis)read Your Informant


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8938984


字数:4197


分级:G


Sum:Graves is meeting an anonymous contact for a case. That anonymous contact turns out to be, wait, you guessed it, Newt. Graves thinks Newt is [adorably] trying to awkwardly ask him out until it finally clicks that he’s the contact.


真部长。强推!!!!!这篇实在太好笑了(捶桌。部长以为Newt是一个主动来搭讪他的小可爱,还吻人家手说我很愿意跟你约会你真的很可爱但我现在正在工作你今晚有空不??其实Newt就是他在等的线人,Newt整个懵逼hhhhhh 不过办完案后俩人当然还是决定约会啦~~






Bliss


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8900923


字数:1852


分级:T


Sum:After hours of labour Newt finally gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. He couldn't be happier, his husband couldn't be prouder and Theseus can't stop internally crying over that fact that his close friend slept with his precious little brother.


真部长。推荐!!ABO,生子。刚生完孩子的Newt,抱着宝宝overwhelmed到默默流眼泪还不肯承认的新爸爸部长,担心死了的哥哥和一堆朋友们,what more do you want?




First in Love


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8894560


字数:4846


分级:无(T吧)


Sum:It is normal - expected - the way of the world - but it still makes Newt freeze when he hears Tina teasing Percival about his crush on Theseus. His heart, it seems, forgets a beat. He stops stock-still where he is, hot coffee splashing out of his cup and onto his fingers.


真部长。推荐因为非常戳我的恶趣味!!Theseus要来看Newt,然后不小心听到Tina调戏部长说他喜欢Theseus的Newt伤心地一边在路上游荡一边脑补了十万字自己悲惨的爱情故事,以为自己是哥哥的替身(。后来被到处找的部长找到抓回家,还问部长Theseus来的时候我还能住这里吗已经准备好要退出了(。部长崩溃,还很愧疚说对不起让你没安全感都是我的错。啊美味的狗血(捧脸 




Yours


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8893252


字数:571


分级:E


Sum:Newt throbs at the brush of Graves' fingers over his nipples. "You liked that?" Graves chuckles, kissing him from behind.


真部长。短小精悍的PWP, nipple play!!孕期play!!产乳涉及!!!没有插入




How to flirt


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8946928


字数:1281


分级:G


Sum:Graves cannot flirt. Graves needs to flirt in order to win Newt's heart. Therefore, what he has done is he’s gone to his aurors and asked his aurors the all important question:


How do I flirt


真部长。基本就是sum的内容,温馨可爱的小甜饼~




Five kisses


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8837263


字数:9382


分级:T


Sum: Full title: Five kisses that went nowhere for Graves and Newt's relationship, and one that went somewhere important.


Alternative title: Five times Tina shows remarkable patience with her idiot boys and their inability to admit their feelings, and one time she puts her foot down.


真部长。推荐!!!!这个作者文笔很娴熟,这篇主要是部长POV,性格好可爱hhhhhhh 能想出这么内容丰富的5次kiss还没在一起,也是很厉害(。不过最后一次当然是在一起了~~





AO3&kinkmeme Newt受扫文推文集合贴 (Gramander篇 第一弹)

Monsterg:

1. 因为已失去文力,只好用多年扫文机器的能力为此船做些微薄贡献。


2. Newt右通吃,主推部长/Newt,所以这一发就先推这个西皮的文(包括假部长/格林德沃)。


3. 个人觉得完全没看点的和那种还只有一章的就先不推了; 先是AO3 后是没有发在过AO3上的kinkmeme文 


4. 尽量写得实用,各种trope可直接ctrl-f关键词搜索 比如soutmate, abo, slut, dark, tec. 




The First Time, Never The Last.


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8648344


字数:4495


分级:M


Sum:On the evening of Newt's 30th birthday all he really wants to do is stay in and tend to his creatures, but by the end of the night he might be glad he didn't.


真部长。有部长给Newt的handjob和Newt给部长的blowjob。肉得非常突然,文笔一般。唯一比较精彩的是中间Newt回忆和被捕后的GG的对话,关于前者爱上的到底是谁。




Be Nice


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8669188


字数:517


分级:E


Sum: Written for the kinkmeme prompt: I have the sudden need for this pairing so I'd really love to see some consensual sex with Graves (or GrindelGraves) fucking Newt against a desk, especially with Newt enjoying himself and being vocal about how much he loves it. 


真部长。PWP 很短的甜肉,总裁搞秘书路线,稍稍Slut!Newt,挺带感的




Whichever Way Your Body Promotes


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8669527


字数:3166


分级:E


Sum:“Damnit, Scamander, what have I told you about bringing into the kitchen things we shouldn’t touch?” Graves asks him. There’s a pink, lubricating film over his fingers that he’s never seen before. “What is it?”


“Wash it off.” Newt says anxiously. When Graves just blinks at him, Newt goes a bit frazzled and yells, “Quickly!”


真部长。PWP 推荐!!每个fandom必备的sex pollen!fic。中招的是部长,Newt一贯的天使,俩人就这么搞上了。手活口活插入一应俱全,其中Newt刚被插入时的反应描写尤其带感,画面感...(擦鼻血  做到后面Newt眼泪汪汪地求部长喝点果汁补水说”I don’t want you to die”hhhhh太可爱惹!!! 




Would You Stay


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8685241


字数:9412


分级:T


Prompt one: Somebody had to request the obligatory Sick!Newt fic, right? I love sickfics and I just love Newt so it would be incredible if somebody could combine the two. It can be anything from a cold to the flu to something more serious (maybe he gets bitten by a rare magical creature?)




Prompt two: 


I don't know what's wrong with me, but I just want to see Newt sick with somebody taking care of him. And I don't mean the sniffles... I picture something like him staying with Tina and Queenie for a while and they would probably have to tie him down to get him to sleep because he's delirious with fever and trying to get into the suitcase. I'm not picky at all on pairings, but would rather gen than het if you want to go that way :x


真部长。Sick!Newt。推荐!!我一般对sickfics无感,但这篇真的好可爱wwww。文笔很流畅,半死不活还要救龙的Newt和非常无奈恨不得把他绑在床上的部长。明明担心得要命还要对自己强调说只是为了报答救命之恩的部长大人wwwww 搁置工作悉心照顾Newt的工作狂部长男友力爆棚啊好苏!结尾是一段美好浪漫关系的开始~




None Of Your Time


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8685244


字数:5520


分级:M


Sum: “We got an owl an hour ago, and a team went to go get him. “


“He’s still alive.” Queenie says as she pulls a hand over her mouth


ABO。真部长被找到了然后在医院治疗,Newt跟着Tina他们去看望他,惊觉部长是他的soulmate,有着不美好回忆的Newt立马被吓跑了,但部长还是知道了。分级是M然鹅连肉汤都没有(。这篇感觉像是一个系列的开篇啊,但作者的意思是的确是一发完...dman tease!




Are you looking yet?


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8686618


字数:1426


分级:T


Sum: “Hide me!”


“Wait, what?” 


“Just hurry!”


真部长。魔法学校室友AU。这篇又萌又好笑,快要圣诞舞会了校草部长被女孩子追着逃回了宿舍23333333 后来两人就在房间里进行了圣诞舞会~




For Them


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8669089?view_full_work=true


字数:1351


分级:E


Sum:Newt is taken by Graves, and is told to do exactly what he is told to keep his precious creatures safe.


假部长。PWP 隐GGAD。这篇和其他很多篇相同梗(献出肉体保护动物)的文不同的是,Newt是GG报复AD的工具,当中Newt对此的质问挺动人~对Newt肉体的描写也很美味~




相似梗的还有这篇:


http://fantasticbeasts-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/459.html?thread=3531#cmt3531


Prompt: Grindelwald realizes that Newt is Dumbledore's rebound so he breaks him in whatever way he can.


就像prompt说的这篇倒不是GG要报复,只是纯粹以为Newt是AD新欢感到愤怒肉很痛不怎么好吃 但最后Tina说的话戳到我了 




Starving Till I Tasted You


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8688433


字数:256


分级:M


Sum:Grindelwald notes amusedly that the Omega hardly puts up a fight as he is undressed and rutted up against. It is almost intoxicating to watch how the most powerful Auror of his time is slain by the scent and slick of the wizard he is clinging to.


GG&部长/Newt 3P ABO 肥肠短小,但梗有点带感:A!GG操控着A!部长丧失理智标记了O!Newt,打算搞3P来的,但文里没有实质3P内容。Newt没有反抗,有肉汤。




Five Times They Weren't, and One Time They Totally Were


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8698702?view_full_work=true


字数:3466


分级:T


Sum: Tina is beginning to think that this fiancé act is a getting a bit suspicious. But that can't be right; she just has an overactive imagination. Surely Percival Graves isn't serious when he calls Newt Scamander his 'betrothed'. Right?


真部长。强推!!!这篇貌似有GN翻译了,真的超可爱啊这篇233333 protective&possessive部长is the best 部长!




(Don't) Break It


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8704834


字数:2667


分级:E


Sum:For the kinkmeme prompt: Should have the line "Look me in the eye while I'm fucking you."


假部长。PWP 推荐!!献出肉体救动物梗。其实我不太care for假部长文,但是这篇文笔很好,Newt还会顶嘴然后因为顶嘴被操得更狠…带感….我真的!好喜欢!看!Newt被roughly handle啊!!!(哭泣  玷污摧毁单纯美好事物的快感….(捂胸口




Stories of your scars


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8705647


字数:620


分级:T


Sum:Logically, Percival knew that Newt had to have scars. What he hadn’t knew was how much he would be fascinated with them.


真部长。基本就是Sum里的内容。清淡小甜饼




The Real Percival Graves


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8709364/chapters/19969324


字数:2275 未完结


分级:M


真部长。目前还没有肉。前半部分写得好像大纲(感受到了作者的懒。后面就好了,maya还有小腹黑Newt主动撩部长的情节,一星期没更了不过当完整的看也行




The State I'm In


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8714536


字数:902


分级:E


Prompt: consensual newt x anyone,,, newt having absolutely no sexual experience whatsoever and being almost completely overwhelmed by it all, probably in tears making little gasps and sounds, his partner being accommodating and kind


(me, shouting from the bottom of a well) love and consent is my Dirty Hidden Kink


bonus for cuddling afterwards, care for the twink, wipe away his tears,


真部长。PWP 推荐!!马德太短了!!这个世界需要更多的Virgin!Newt  哭哭啼啼的小处女Newt和温柔开发之的部长,没错这就是我的品味(二哈




Organised Chaos


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8715655


字数:2209


分级:T


Sum:In which Graves finds refuge in Newt’s suitcase and Newt has a salamander named Percival. 


真部长。推荐!!个人很喜欢的一篇。被救出来的部长心理状态不太好,莫名地跑到Newt的箱子里发呆wwwww 然后不知道他全名的Newt向他介绍了自己养的名为Percival的神奇生物233333 部长被治愈到了,我也是(捧脸




Let’s Play Family


http://archiveofourown.org/series/597055


字数:1795


分级:无(我觉得是T?)


真部长。这是一个系列,部长发现了Newt是女装癖,两人组建了家庭,领养了Credence,然后Credence偷偷穿Mummy的女装被发现被打屁屁,然后Mummy送了他一套合身的全新的女装。总之是一个莫名温暖人心的故事(。




Poison The Man's Bread


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8717299


字数:572


分级:G


Prompt: The last things Graves expects is to be woken up at midnight by a loud, angry no-maj at his door, threatening to kill him if his best friend Newt gets hurt by their relationship. It's even more awkward considering said best friend is currently sleeping in his bed, too fucked out to notice what's going on.


真部长。很短,就是prompt内容。Jacob is sooooo cute wwwww 懵逼又庆幸的部长也是wwwwww




I Love You


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8728876


字数:316


分级:无(其实是G)


Sum:Newt was born and briefly lived in Ireland and learned Gaelic from his parents. Sometimes, the language carries over when he drinks and the liquid courage and anonymity of his second tongue provide him with the opportunity to make a particular confession.


真部长。非常平淡无奇的小甜饼。Newt用盖尔语表白。放在这儿因为语言梗是我个人爱好。




Your words are ink


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8679943?view_full_work=true


字数:7015 未完结


分级:无(目前还是G)


Sum:Percival Graves has just spent several weeks in captivity fighting for his life. He's now got to deal with the aftermath of Grindelwald's deception and the webs of an underground crime ring that seems to cover the whole goddam city. The last thing he has time for is some ridiculous romantic drivel about soulmates so no, no thank you, he's not interested.


All the same though if Newt could just stay out of danger for one tiny second - just one! - then that'd be grand, because Graves is too busy to keep saving his life. Dammit.


真部长。Soulmate!AU  强推!!!部长和Newt的性格感觉都抓得非常准!傲娇力和男友力成正比的部长和人间瑰宝Newt。文笔非常好,字里行间都能感受到Newt的可爱(吸氧  




对不起我实在忍不住贴这一段,自行感受…:





"Coffee?" he offered Newt.


"Don't take it," Delgado advised in a carrying stage-whisper. "Working theory pegs the stuff as leviathon blood."


Newt craned his neck to look over Graves' shoulder, fascinated. "How does he avoid the dissolving properties and hell-particles?" he asked with, as far as Grave could tell, complete seriousness.


"Well," Delgado said, face lighting up with the sort of glee reserved for finding a child who still believed that adults told the truth, "Working theory for that - "


Graves pointed at him rudely with his coffee. "Don't encourage him," he said. "Either of you. Do you want coffee or not?"


Newt looked disappointed. Fucker. "Tea, if you have it," he said, and he was so damn hopeful about it that Graves found himself scurrying off to find tea without ever giving his body permission to move. He procured generic black tea bags and absolutely did not make plans to discover Newt's preferred blend and stock it in his office.





Cannot be Tamed


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8664589?view_full_work=true


字数:7048 未完结


分级:M (目前还只是T吧)


Sum:It gets insulting after a while, the way Newt Scamander gets upset and nervous in his company. Seriously, have the man face a dragon and he smiles at the thing like it's his long-lost brother, but have him sit on a sofa with Graves for a little while and he's ready to bolt.


真部长。强推!!!部长的不怕死部下拼命要给他介绍对象who is of course none other than one Newt Scamander 部长坚持表示没有工作相关的事要说的话你可以滚了结果因为工作相关的事见到Newt真人后部长喜闻乐见地立马就沦陷了XDDDD 作者很有幽默感,超赞!当中一段描写部长端着老干部茶杯大方欣赏Newt屁股的实在是2333333




take a deep breath (and let it go)


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8624551?view_full_work=true


字数:17544 未完结


分级:T


Sum:His father taps his finger against his inked wrist and smiles, loving and fond. “They say that your ink represents the soul of your other half, an unbreakable bond between you and the one you’re destined to be with.”


a soulmate au where people are marked with an ink tattoo that fills with colour only when they touch their soulmate for the first time.


(aka the one where newt has a thunderbird across his wrist and an entire world to search)


真部长。Soulmate!AU 电影故事没发生AU 双向暗恋。推荐。肥肠慢热,有副西皮Jacob/Queenie,作者文笔细腻,目前为止花了很多笔墨讲Newt和部长的成长故事(主席怎么寻找部长合作一起登上政治高峰的片段意外地挺带感的),还有副西皮支线。再说一次,肥肠慢热...




If I Risk It All


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8737921


字数:2001


分级:E


Sum:Newt Scamander initiates the most cliched seduction attempt ever known to man. Naturally, it works. Graves/Newt.


真部长。PWP。推荐!!全裸的Newt披着部长的大衣坐在部长的办公桌上害羞得要命地引诱部长。还需要说更多吗???btw这是Tina的主意,干得好Tina!




Mouthy


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8744953


字数:1031


分级:E


Sum: Graves is a werewolf turned for the first time & Newt has never encountered one so closely...


Too closely...


真部长。PWP 失控的狼人部长/Newt 虽然作者挂着non-con的tag 但我觉得很明显Newt不是完全被迫的啊?至少到了后面…






The Life and Times of Percival Graves, Alpha in Courting


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8714320?view_full_work=true


字数:8755 未完结


分级:T


Sum:After a lot of soul searching and questioning of his sanity, alpha Percival Graves decided to court the British omega, Newt Scamander.


He was pretty sure this would be a lot easier if it weren't for the fact that a) Newt had developed obliviousness into a goddamn art form and b) Newt's big brother had an over-protective drive that rivaled the zealotry of a religious fanatic. Speaking of over-protective brothers, Graves regretted ever giving Theseus his address.


No, the courtship wasn't going well. Why do you ask?


真部长。ABO。强推!!!我真是看不厌因为Newt的存在而头一次无奈屈服于一般人类情感的部长hhhhhh  A!部长那边心理建设做了好久终于决定要正式追O!Newt,但是呆萌的O!Newt对他的意图毫无察觉最新一章里部长还写信给老朋友Theseus寻求追O建议,完全不知道自己追的是人家的心肝宝贝亲弟弟hhhhhh 文笔很不错,Theseus读信那里越读越不对劲,最后发出怒吼,太好笑了23333




Home


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8640058


字数:12148 未完结


分级:E (已有肉楂)


Sum:The law states that alphas must be bound to an omega before they turn 35.


Graves turns 35 in two months. He's averse to the idea of having a mate, but as a man of the law, he discovers he has no choice but to find one. Tina swears she knows just the person for Graves, and in comes Newt, budding author and Magizoologist. Both have reservations about bonding, but both come to care about each other more than they ever thought they would.


真部长。ABO。推荐!法律规定Alpha35岁前必须结合,于是部长心不甘情不愿地去相亲了,结果当然是毫无悬念爱上小天使Newt了XDDD 已度过一个发情期不过Newt还没准备好所以没有做全套也没标记,期待后续




To Build a Home


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8651560/chapters/19840078


字数:8198 未完结


分级:E (目前G)


Sum:Newt Scamander's mark is in the form of a panther, wild and ferocious, the black ink running elegantly down his wand arm and ending with the thick tail wrapped possessively around his wrist.


Percival Graves's corporeal patronus just so happens to be a silver panther.


Too bad the magical community in America has discarded the notion of soulmates and soul marks altogether, and Newt's creatures really aren't helping the situation by repeatedly stealing Graves's things.


(Canon-divergence where Newt rescues the real Percival Graves, they face off Grindelwald together, and Newt decides to take Credence in and set up shop above Kowalski's bakery, much to Mr. Graves's frustration.)


真部长。Soulmate!AU。推荐!!我发现挺多文都把部长的性格抓得挺准的虽然电影里只有假部长?这篇也是!但是肥肠慢热.....这篇有点虐Newt因为美国巫师不相信soulmate这套了(。但是小虐特别怡情啊!!反正部长总归会打脸的!




Triumvirate


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8749516


字数:1991


分级:M


Sum:In some ways, she understands why he looks the way he looks now. More beautiful than she has ever seen, but also colder, harder, like something inside him has forever crystallised. An Omega to two such powerful Alphas. (From Queenie's POV.)


GG&部长/Newt  卧槽这篇真的强推....但是警告!!!分级M不是因为肉是因为非常dark。ABO。大概是一个GG得逞了的AU,部长也半黑化了, O!Newt是两人的情人,两攻一受的3P,大概是dub-con。文笔很优美,这里的Newt带感到颤栗…(这里有变态


 


 



“Right now, he’s the only thing that stands between Gellert Grindelwald and the rest of the world,” he tells her, hard and flat, “and he knows that.”





说话的人是部长。自己感受(颤抖




墙裂推荐看文BGMMoonlight Sonata  




What The Morrow Will Bring


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8752060


字数:3268


分级:T


Prompt:Newt joins MACUSA as a consultant, but here's the thing -- he made all other aurors look like idiots when he caught Grindelwald. They decide to get revenge on him, treating him progressively worse (pranks, insults, etc.). Eventually they go too far and try to rape him, when the real Graves comes to his rescue.


真部长。Newt到MACUSA上班了,部长对Newt的存在有某些成见,不过很快折服在他的魅力下,后来发现有其他傲罗在欺负Newt(很过分的性骚扰),于是英雄救美~




The Magizoologist and His Wizard


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8655154/chapters/19848565


字数:5229 未完结


分级:T


Prompt:So what if the real Graves and Newt were in a budding relationship and Newt promised to hand deliver a copy of his book to Graves once it was finished. But when he comes to do so, Grindelwald has taken Graves place. Cue really horrible fake Graves and scared, confused precious cinnamon roll Newt.


目前还都是真部长。俩人一见钟情,开始约会,目前都还很甜。行文有点wordy,文邹邹的,两个绅士的恋爱啊~






A Bit of a Bother And All That


http://fantasticbeasts-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/459.html?thread=69323#cmt69323




后续:The Third Coat And What Came After


http://fantasticbeasts-kinkmeme.dreamwidth.org/459.html?thread=98507#cmt98507


字数:短


分级:G


Prompt: Listen. Graves's coat is fucking beautiful, and I need a fic where Newt somehow ends up wearing it. His own gets destroyed by a creature; he's caught in the rain and needs an extra coat; he's naked under it -- don't care. I just need Newt in Graves's coat. And I won't say no to a little size kink -- yeah Newt's tall, but Graves is pretty built. I imagine Newt would be properly swimming in it.


真部长。推荐!!排梗主的每一个字。一段由借大衣而引发的恋爱关系~~一边被迷得七荤八素一边又心很累的部长wwwww 永远重点错的小天使Newt wwwwww




+++++++6/12/2016更新++++++++




Case In Point


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8591584?view_full_work=true


字数:8921


分级:E (其实最多就M啦)


Sum: Seraphina’s winding her finger in circles above her cup of coffee. The small, wooden stirring stick is moving lazily beneath it. She fixes Graves with a look and says, “Goldstein seems convinced that the case is what Scamander uses to transport his magical creatures in.”


“I’m not sure, but it doesn’t seem too much of a stretch. He’s...” and with a quick roll of his eyes skywards in search of a more appropriate word, says, “unconventional.”


A.K.A - Mr. Scamander runs an old zoo for magical creatures in New York. MACUSA's very best is sent to clear up it's issues.


真部长。电影故事没发生AU。这篇写的真的太好了我要重点推荐一下。路线是那种很大部分并没有什么要谈恋爱的迹象但他俩搞上的时候又觉得非常自然而然已经不能再忍了…


Newt的职业大概类似动物园园长(笑cry  因为他不合法的小宝贝们基本每个月都要进去一次 去处理的部长每次都很不耐烦“我是安全部长不应该浪费时间在这种事上” 但每次都会亲自确保Newt和他的动物不会太惨...


有一次他没法亲自在场,于是Newt的动物全部被缴了,部长不想他整夜呆在监狱里就把他领回家了。俩人挤一张床,因为想念孩子而偷偷哭了的Newt和“你怎么又哭了”真的觉得非常烦但也真的很心疼的部长,然后就忍不住亲了他。 


这篇让我想起《生命不能承受之轻》里托马斯描述特蕾莎仿佛一个睡在摇篮里的孩子顺水飘到了他的床边。莫名非常能懂部长的感受…


有黏糊糊热辣辣的make out,非常动人...


总之我的言语很苍白,看了原文就知道…绝对不能错过




Belong


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8769433


字数:1042


分级:E


Prompt: Graves loves coming home from a long day at work to Newt taking care of their kids and the house. He also loves to fuck Newt and make more kids.


真部长。PWP,生子,产乳,孕期肉。生了三个孩子肚子里还有一个的Newt在厨房做饭的时候被下班回家的丈夫Percival啪啪啪简单粗暴短小


我就不说推不推了是丧失自会吞食....




Where I Belong


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8757559?view_full_work=true


字数:7501 未完结


分级:M


Sum: Newt Scamander has a secret that sets him apart from the other merfolk, a secret that could drag him into the middle of a magical war he wants no part of. Percival Graves never thought that preventing that war would hinge on him babysitting something that wasn't entirely human.


He also didn't expect to fall so hard.


Also known as 'the merman!Newt AU that no one asked for'.


真部长。虽然这篇才刚开始但还是想要推荐!!Newt是会魔法的人鱼,整条鱼充满迪士尼公主的气息萌die(二哈  热爱小动物的Newt被坏巫师抓了去领赏,虽然还没说但估计悬赏的人是GG,感觉作者在下一盘大棋(沉思当然没得逞,被部长截胡(啥鬼目前Newt被养在部长家超~大~的浴缸里。文笔非常娴熟,对人鱼的动态描写很生动,好像真的仔细观察过一样读起来优雅又美丽的人鱼Newt画面感满满。




None Of Your Time


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8685244


字数:5520 未完结 11041


分级:E (目前)


Sum: “We got an owl an hour ago, and a team went to go get him. “


“He’s still alive.” Queenie says as she pulls a hand over her mouth




ABO。作者决定连载了!虽然文笔真的一般...


嘛文笔不够靠梗来凑


真部长被找到了然后在医院治疗,Newt跟着Tina他们去看望他,惊觉部长是他的soulmate,有着不美好回忆的Newt立马被吓跑了,但部长还是知道了,于是决定千里追妻然后在码头碰到了要私奔的Jacob/Queenie和陪着他们私奔的Tina(尴尬.jpg 那场面hhhhhhhhhh




On Late Nights


http://archiveofourown.org/works/8767387


字数:1032


分级:M


Sum: Pickett wakes up to some strange sounds in the middle of the night.


真部长。这是一个Pickett看世界的系列,目前一共有三篇这是第三篇,前两篇都平淡无奇但这篇看Sum都知道了是嘿嘿嘿的内容从着急要救人类伙伴到默默观察人类交配的Pickett莫名可爱hhhhh



“I wasn’t aware that bowtruckles were prone to have voyeuristic tendencies, Newt.”



Pickett并没有这个倾向,我有(安祥




所以目前AO3和kinkmeme上这对西皮的文基本就扫完了(哭泣


之后如果有新的还会补上 



钓基友 深邃的温柔鲨